United By A Dad Joke?

If we follow current national trends, we could easily be swept into a cycle of hatred and division. Alternatively, we can make a conscious choice to “stand in the gap” by unifying through love, kindness, and grace—virtues that begin with our words and are made evident through our actions. Speaking of words, consider the simple dad joke: What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

I can almost hear the resounding sigh or courtesy chuckle that inevitably follows these corny, punny jokes. Pun intended. Whether you love them or hate them, they rely on a straightforward approach and a complete lack of subtlety; it is always easy to “pick up what the dad is laying down” when it comes to the punchline. In a way, this generation is facing a world that is just as blatant, but instead of laughter and unity we see division and  abrasiveness. Subtlety has vanished from our public discourse, and everything is now front, center, and quite candidly in your face, regardless of who is right or who is wrong. In an era where tact has been lost and every voice is amplified despite the damage it may cause, we have become defensive, unforgiving and on the attack.

However, just as a simple joke can elicit a common, unified response, we as a nation must determine if we are willing to unite around the theme of treating others with respect, regardless of our differences. This doesn’t mean we will always agree, but our instinct for contention must transform into acts of kindness and the wisdom to “turn the other cheek.” Our strength as a nation lies in our unity and our weakness by our divisions. As a “dad” joke enthusiast would say, we need to be more like birds that stick together…..the vel-crows.

Keep Your “Stupid” On A Leash

It’s hard to believe my goofy dog, Cliff, still gets to claim the ‘puppy’ card. He’s pushing 90 lbs and is only a little over a year old—his paws are practically snowshoes, and his body is diligently working quickly to catch up to their size.

Leash training has been an absolute joy with Cliff. And by “joy,” please note the heavy, dripping sarcasm that would make a jaded comedian proud: HE IS A MENACE! He’s easily one of the biggest and strongest labs we’ve ever owned, and again, he’s just a one-year-old.

He pulls like a freight train, his mighty paws sometimes losing traction as he chuff, chuff, chuffs, dragging his human workout partner along for a ride. It often feels less like a walk and more like trying to lasso a bull in full stride; your only real option is to hold on for dear life and pray you stay upright. This usually leads to unclasping the leash and allowing him to run free.

I know, I know. All you classical conditioning gurus out there are probably sighing so hard your lab coats are flapping. Go crazy on the leash, and eventually, we let you run free. Taught him a great lesson indeed. 

Now, “running free” is an entirely different kind of monster. Cliff doesn’t just trot politely by your side; he enters a blistering paced hyper-exploration mode, running non-stop circles to investigate every single scent, puddle, butt, field, brush, or forest in his line of sight.

Before you jump to conclusions—no, the title of this story is not referring to Cliff. The truth is, we all have an inner “Stupid” that constantly tries to be let off its leash. While it really should be kept in a high-security kennel at all times, the reality is that we all make “Stupid” mistakes, “Stupid” decisions, and “Stupid” statements and the list goes on and on…..

I believe the true mark of maturity isn’t that we finally stop doing dumb things (let’s be honest, we’re human; that’s not happening). Rather, it’s how we handle ourselves when our unleashed “Stupid” decides to go for a run.  

Ephesians 4:32 Be kind and helpful to one another, tender-hearted [compassionate, understanding], forgiving one another [readily and freely], just as God in Christ also forgave you

Shore-ly You Can Walk On Water

In the 1980s, the dream of strapping on shoes and walking on water was alive or so it seemed. An invention emerged that promised this modern day miracle, but it was less a pair of “shoes” and more a set of “personal styrofoam rafts that required professional-level core strength” to navigate. Forget your imagined size 8-10, high-tech sneakers; these things were a comedic masterpiece of engineering (or lack thereof). 

Imagine if you can a modern stand-up paddleboard—the length, the width—then add two feet of thickness. Now double that (because you need a pair), make both of them entirely out of squeaky styrofoam, and slap a neoprene foot strap onto the top of each. You didn’t just wear them; you committed to them. The undersides featured several three-inch, perpendicular, louver-like slats. These were designed for “traction,” an extremely generous term for the resistance you felt as you attempted to “walk” on water in what amounted to two behemoth, yellow, banana boats strapped to your feet.

Mastering these buoyant behemoths was a high-stakes comedy of errors. Getting started required a stable dock or a shallow shoreline. The “skilled” user would gingerly slide one foot in, then the other, hoping for the best but typically resulting in the worst.

Falling in over your head was a guaranteed game over. Trying to reboard was like wrestling two greased dolphins; the slightest wobble and you were back in the drink and swimming to shore. Once upright (a miracle in itself), the actual act of moving was a pathetic, slow-motion trudge across the water.

The technique or trick of the trade was to keep your head down, eyes glued to the water’s surface, maintaining a laser-like focus on not falling over from the gentle breezes or the waves lapping under your feet. The moment you dared to glance up—perhaps to see if anyone was watching your graceful performance—you were toast. Many failed the task, their dignity only partially salvaged by the notches, nicks, dents and floating yellow styrofoam shavings leaving their successes and mostly failures marked in history.

With all “Water Shoes” antics and levity aside, the Bible talks about keeping your eyes on Christ and seeking Him first. We all know the story of Peter walking on water but the moment that he took his eyes off of Jesus he started to sink. This is an excellent parallel to how we can lose our focus by the challenges, distractions and numerous voices found in this world vs following and prioritizing one simple scripture in our lives, which will keep us safe, prepared and balanced for anything that is thrown our way.

Matthew 6:33 But first and most importantly seek (aim at, strive after) His kingdom and His righteousness [His way of doing and being right—the attitude and character of God], and all these things will be given to you also.

Holding Back vs Letting It Fly

Wisdom is frequently developed through memorable experiences that necessitate changed behavior. These powerful, experiential learning opportunities are often connected to uncomfortable situations, ensuring the required connection is made to modify or adjust one’s behaviors.

I recall, as a school administrator, an instance where a kindergartner was absent due to a simple digestive issue—an ailment older students could easily manage without taking the day off. The parents’ candid excuse provided a moment of levity (and a few laughs) but also a valuable correlation for a lifelong lesson: sometimes we grow so comfortable that we neglect the importance of demonstrating fundamental values and good character. This is immediately evident in modern society by the manner in which we have started to omit basic courtesies for one another. As a generation, we must actively restore a baseline of care and respect and avoid the complacency that allows common courtesy to erode. We also must learn when it is time to hold back versus expelling everything (from our mouths and social media) that comes to mind and return to providing each other grace regardless of our differences in opinions…..for we are all God’s creation living together on this rock.

The excuse, by the way? Never trust a fart.

Just A Bunch Of Nuts

A sudden blast, like a shotgun, shattered the silence of the night, crickets included. With my heart racing, my mind—and likely those of any neighbors—rushed to the extremes. Who is out there? Is this a threat? As the minutes ticked by, I spiraled through “what-ifs” and worst-case scenarios, debating the next steps.

Bang…..Bang! There it was again. Already pounding, my heart leaped as the sound seemed to draw closer and grow louder. Fear attempted to take hold, only to be instantly dissolved by my father’s voice outside the room: “You up? You hear those walnuts falling on the metal shed roof?” 

Perspective changes everything. When we allow alarm and fear to dictate our thoughts, we fall prey to misjudgment, poor decisions, and a loss of confidence. However, when you know who you are in Christ, your perspective shifts. If He is for you, nothing can stand against you,  Romans 8:31.

Cycling App- Attention To Details

It’s easy to move too quickly and miss the details in life that matter most. We often encounter things that seem fine on the surface but end up leading us astray because we overlooked or misinterpreted the fine print. Take, for instance, a real-life story about an unnamed buddy of mine who purchased the “cycling” app which was actually designed for female health rather than a morning bike ride! While that mix-up was funny at the expense of a close (male) friend it also points to a great life lesson, and  highlights a deeper truth: we must evaluate everything thoroughly—from our jobs to our relationships—before moving forward. Remember to stay grounded in prayer and always put Christ at the center of your decision-making. Period!

Waiting For the Lab Results?

Throughout our life we will often be held in waiting, a state filled with a range of feelings from joyful anticipation to worry and dread. Consider this lab pup waiting patiently at the window, not in the least bit ready to “throw in the towel.” He is certain that his patience will be rewarded with a treat or two from the reception desk, as long as his legs can hold out. While this state of anticipation can challenge our patience and faith in daily life, we have a choice. We can either be tossed by the emotional tides of our circumstances or stand as an immovable force, anchored by our faith in Christ.

Philippians 4: 6-7 Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.

What’s A STUDSHAKER???

In February 1852, two brothers began making horse-drawn wagons and buggies in South Bend, Indiana. They eventually transitioned to building automobiles, including electric and gas-powered vehicles. Nearly 160 years later my family attended an auto show in Western New York State where we experienced one of those vehicles for the very first time. Its shiny red paint, clean lines, and chrome trim, reflecting the sun and highlighting its recently waxed exterior, caught the attention of many onlookers. While exploring the car’s meticulous craftsmanship, its make, year, and model remained unknown to one particular admirer who stated confidently and loudly, “What’s a “Studshaker!”

The Studebaker or on that particular day the “Studshaker” gave us some good laughs and now memories at the expense of that “Car Enthusiast.” There was also a great lesson derived from this amusing display that underscored the importance of focus, reminding us to stay attentive to details and resist distractions that might blind us to our purpose where impulsive decisions and statements can lead to unpleasant outcomes that are not always laughable.

James 1:19 Understand this, my beloved brothers and sisters. Let everyone be quick to hear [be a careful, thoughtful listener], slow to speak [a speaker of carefully chosen words and], slow to anger [patient, reflective, forgiving]